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(1) Alex Kane defeated Skrilla The Great in a no DQ match (15:10). The crowd started getting on Skrilla as soon as he came through the curtain. Nice pop for Kane. The action quickly moved outside the ring where Skrilla threw somebody's drink in Kane's face and stuck his hand in the popcorn machine and helped himself. Back inside, Kane took Skrilla to suplex island. Skrilla choked Kane with his beads. A chair was brought into play and that was not good news for Kane.
Skrilla stacked a whole bunch of chairs in the middle of the ring and gave Kane a cutter and two Skrilrides into the pile. Kane kicked out. The action transitioned to a battle on the ropes. Kane delivered an avalanche X Plex onto the chairs to win the match and earn a big, fat approval pop.
Dickinson interviewed Big Strong Mims about the Three Stages of Hell. Mims said Tyson Maddux started this beef with the misconception Mims was not a real man. A real man doesn't moan and complain and make excuses the way Maddux had been doing. Mims used his big, strong brain to concoct a match in which there would be no excuses. The three stages would be a tables match, a lumberjack match and hell on wheels (in lieu of a stretcher).
Mims' promo was spot on for its intended purpose. He smartened the crowd up as to why the Three Stages was happening and what the Stages would be.
(2) Redacted (Hakeem Young & Jay Alpha Miller) defeated Champions The Wonderboyz (Aaron & Ethan Dallas) and Nawfside Heroes (Jose Manuel & Shoota Gabe with Chaynmale) to regain the DSW Tag Team Championship in 12:39. Redacted despised. Nawfside over. Wonderboyz most over. Match opened with the two babyface teams beating Dedacted's asses. Redacted isolated Ethan. He tagged Gabe, who outmaneuvered Redacted until he speared Manuel by mistake. Hakeem almost pinned Gabe with a Vader Bomb. AD cleaned house. Manuel's barrel roll dive sparked a wild dive sequence.
Wonderboyz hit their finisher but referee Paul Santa ruled AD was not the legal man. Nawfside nailed Hakeem with a double team. Miller saved Young by pulling Santa out of the ring. Young went for belt shot. Chaynmale grabbed the belt out of Hakeem's hands and belted Gabe by mistake. Ethan superkicked Chaynmale. Young double speared Manuel and Ethan. AD won a tug of war with Young for possession of the belt. Young ate the belt shot and fell on top of Gabe for the three count.
This was an inspired triple threat tag -- Constant action, it flowed and they pulled off one hell of a finishing sequence AND pissed the crowd off with the heels besting two babyface teams.
Alexandra Quinn defeated Brooklyn Barrett in 10:40 to become the number one contender for the DSW Women's Championship. Quinn jumped right on Barrett, who almost landed on her head on a huracanrana off the turbuckles. Quinn gave Barrett a brutal clubbering. Barrett's backstabber briefly halted the abuse. Then came Quinn's Tower of London.
Barrett's valiant comeback came up short. Quinn took Barrett's head off with a roundhouse kick and pinned her with a sitout powerbomb.
(4) Najasism defeated Jacob Johnson in an I Quit match to retain the Deep South Championship in 20:47. Johnson had people in the audience legit fired up, not the tongue-in-cheek brewery show reaction. Said he never quit when he lost the title. Johnson had a bat in his corner. Naja had a chain and is Classic City Championship along with the DSW belt
Johnson wasn't waiting for any stinking bell. Naja fought him off with a shotgun dropkick. Johnson tried to squash Naja's head like a grape. Naja stretched Johnson with an Octopus hold. On the outside, Naja took a tool box to the noggin. Johnson slammed Naja on a front row table (metal) filled with concessions. The sound scared one kid half to death. Johnson was raging around ringside, tearing up signs. Back inside, Naja hit a corkscrew spear. Johnson gave Naja a low blow. The crowd erupted with a "Johnson sucks" chant. Johnson fired Naja into a wedged chair. Naja gave Johnson a sick chair shot to the head and springboard tornillo splash on a chair. Johnson said his grandmother hit harder. Johnson delivered two World's Strongest Slams. Naja said no. A third and fourth WSS. Naja still said no.
Next up, was a lovely, heart-warming segment with a girl scout troop. Out came Saint Julious with his collection plate to kick the "sinners" out of the ring so he could deliver his sermon. CT Entertainment was our savior.
Writes itself.
(5) CT Entertainment vs. Saint Julious was ruled a no contest at 9:25 due to interference by Austin Towers.
Perfect as a palate cleanser between I Quit and 3 Stages of Hell. Made me happy to see Julious and CTE in a competitive singles match. They were in synch.
The crowd popped huge for CT's Spanish Fly and both men were down...Towers spoiled a perfectly good wrestling match with a choke slam from the heavens for CT.
Towers said he was tired of being patient and nice. WHAT? He had been undefeated for three years and he was going to get his title match.
Towers got the most heel heat of anybody except Johnson.
(6) Big Strong Mims defeated Tyson Maddux in the Three Stages of Hell match in 25:52. A table was propped in the corner without delay. They teased somebody going through and did everything that had nothing to do with tables for minutes on end. Mims moved and Maddux went flying through the propped up table. Santa ruled that did not count because Maddux went through the table on his own. Maddux spit his drink into Mims' face and powerbombed him through table #2 at to win the first stage at 11:42.
The second stage devolved into mass brawling between the lumberjacks. Lumberjacks were flying everywhere. Keelin Cole did a cameo dive. Maddux had Mims dead to rights. CTE took the bullet and got decapitated. Maddux was in the process of killing CTE when Mims rolled him up to win the second stage at 18:34.
Maddux finally got what was coming to him. CTE blasted him with a snow shovel. Mims set Maddux on one of the metal tables in front of the front row filled with drinks and pizza. Mims gave Maddux two splashes from apron. Mims put Maddux in the wheelchair with the chain wrapped around him and wheeled him through the curtain.
I don't know what they were thinking in the first fall. Way too much time spent on suff that had NOTHING TO DO WITH TABLES and WINNING. The lumberjack chaos was wildly entertaining and got the crowd back. Maddux had gotten over on Mims so much in this feud, the third fall had to be big. Mims' splashes onto the metal table did it for me. No give whatsoever.
NOTES: DSW returns to Monday Night Garage on FRIDAY, September 25 with a 7pm bell time and has a live event at Atlanta Dairies on October 3 at 2pm...Michael Longino was the ring announcer...Drew Dickinson and Nathan Hamilton provided live commentary over the sound system.






